Wihh

BEST CONVERSATION IN VAN CHAT EVAR!!!

antwan1011: anyone here a girl?
joellee1202: im a girl inside
Wihh: vamp
antwan1011: who is a girl?
LastXionx15: Im a girl
antwan1011: then wanna make out?
TheIdleProphet: I’m a girl if you get me drunk enough.
LastXionx15: haha
Wihh: haha
joellee1202: does being gay count?
antwan1011: who here is a girl that wants to make out with me?
TheIdleProphet: Only if you have a gender identity disorder.
TheIdleProphet: Antwan, sure.
antwan1011: no your a boy
TheIdleProphet: Oohh, your text, lick lick lick, yeah baby. Have more pixels in your text.
TheIdleProphet: It makes me pixelated and hot.
joellee1202: lol
LastXionx15: omg
Wihh: hahaha
TheIdleProphet: I heard you like to play tonsil hockey, antwan.
TheIdleProphet: I’ll have you know I have the best french kiss mullet this side of the Mississippi.
TheIdleProphet: I’ll even let you play with my hockey stick if you let me puck you.
LastXionx15: hahahahahhahaa
bobblob12: O_O
antwan1011: sick man sick
joellee1202: come now, antwan is 14 years old
TheIdleProphet: That shade of blue is really sexy on your username.
Wihh: heheh
Wihh: stop it, TIP, your turning us all on!
Wihh: :)
TheIdleProphet: XD
GhostSpeaks: That’s a terrifying prospect.
Wihh: hahaha
antwan1011: he is not turning me on
TheIdleProphet: Don’t deny me, lover.
TheIdleProphet: I’ll be your Ru Paul if you’ll be my Tom Selleck.
antwan1011: kick
antwan1011: then **** you
TheIdleProphet: Hey antwan.
antwan1011: ya?
TheIdleProphet: How come you don’t wanna make out?
antwan1011: cause your a boy
TheIdleProphet: That never stopped you before.
buckozdude: no
VampyreLover: LMAO Tip this is hillarious
TheIdleProphet: Vampy, I got in my best lipstick and high heels just for him.
TheIdleProphet: I even learned how to do the whole “smokey eye” thing.
Wihh: hahaha
VampyreLover: lol. good. what about the dress what color?
TheIdleProphet: The dress is purple, to match my sparkly high heels.
jwalls1895: =0
VampyreLover: LOL. good. :)
buckozdude: PURP-LE DRAAANK!\
TheIdleProphet: Maybe he just doesn’t want to get the lipstick love of a REAL man.
To theidleprophet: tell her you like her whispering eye
TheIdleProphet: No. I don’t know what that is and I don’t trust you. (reply)
To TheIdleProphet: good idea
antwan1011: hjbhjvbhjvuyyufyu
TheIdleProphet: You’re studdering.
TheIdleProphet: I know, it’s the sign of being nervous.
VampyreLover: awe he loves you
To TheIdleProphet: have you seen role models?
TheIdleProphet: If it makes you any less nervous, we can turn out the lights, baby.
jwalls1895: =0
VampyreLover: lol
antwan1011: jjj jgvhg
TheIdleProphet: Maybe you’re just uncomfortable with the whole 1-on-1 thing.
TheIdleProphet: Brb, let me call a couple of the guys from the bar.
VampyreLover: wihh will join you im sure
Wihh: hell yeh
antwan1011: any girl wanna step it up in my clauset
VampyreLover: LMAO
TheIdleProphet: Antwan, you’re still in the closet?
TheIdleProphet: That might be why you’re so nervous.
VampyreLover: hes cornered go for him Tip
TheIdleProphet: If you want me to, I’ll put on my best thigh high boots and we can go tell your parents together.
TheIdleProphet: >>
To vampyrelover: this is so funny
TheIdleProphet: Your dad doesn’t work at Condoms Galore, does he?
VampyreLover: lol peace is watching too. :P (reply)
jwalls1895: My mind is scarred
TheIdleProphet: Cause that would make dinner really awkward after that purchase I made last week.
VampyreLover: LMAO
TheIdleProphet: And he’s gone.
VampyreLover: lol yeah, thanks Tip
Wihh: bravo TIP, good performance
TheIdleProphet: I try. :D
VampyreLover: standing ovation
VampyreLover: (if thats how you spell it)
TheIdleProphet: Btw, if that shows up on any of those chat/IRC quotes websites, change my name. XD