Wolf2407's Comments

With all of the ouch-I-just-squished-my-butt-into-the-ground Burrito Bison does, I don't think we'll see 'Burrito Bison III: Junior's Revenge' for a while.

Hint: You just click the facebook/twitter/google buttons to get the cash. If you don't have an account for those, you can still redeem. Please + so people can see. :)

I bet he kidnapped the dog, lured it in with a chipmunk.

"Edolas"? "Gondowan"? I smell LOTR.

[in the throes of game-ending debt]: Your zombies found $188,540 in a miscellaneous vault! How wonderful! ME: ...Understatement, much?

I twitched, and lost the game. Damn!

Love the music. And the Tolkien-Font. Mostly the Tolkien-Font. And the music.

'Speak Friend and Enter'. OMG. GANDALFAPHANT.

Just so you can torment yourself with the distance counter- the completion footage is exactly 20,000.

(Can somebody delete previous comment for me?) Falling nearly ten thousand feet a second... you'd think that's be a bit over five miles an hour.

The music for the menu! 'The Ocean Around Me'! WTF? [And don't DARE thumbsdown the Chaosrrupted comment. Greg hath found it worthy.]

Why does it says "Unlock in week two" and "Unlock in week three" when weeks 2&3 aren't out yet? D:

I bet the next one is Papa's Hotdogerria. You just wait and see.

*logs on to see new badges on this game* *loads game to get badges- finished her on day of launch* "Oh, that's okay, if they don't load. I can just load my completed game." *tries to click on completed save* "You've got to be shitting me." (Please let me load my saved games!)

I made a :Dface at my screen when I saw this. Now, to play it...

The alligator was DEAD. I tore him up until he turned upside-down. And then I went to eat his eyeballs- and he ate me! What the hell!

How to get rid of virus (and acid): VIRUS: Rain acid on it. RAIN ON ITS' ASS. Get a good, strong lake of acid to use the second step. ACID: Rain oil on its' butt! RAIN! RAIN OIL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RAINED IT BEFORE! The acid will go away. OIL: Burn it. It's that easy.

Holy crap! If you leave the introscreen on the running activity on for a few hours, you end up at 310 mph and at 200mil+ score!!! I'm not lying, seriously!

I was JUST getting close to conquering this on armorgames. Here goes another month of my life! =D

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!