Hint: Andorra is a country between France and Spain that is so small it barely appears on a map of Andorra. This makes it the perfect home for the secret world police.
Needs some more strategy. It's quite pretty though. Also, I don't think "rocket-salve" means what you think it means... though that would be a pretty bad-ass name for a salve.
This reminds me vaguely of that part of I Want to be the Guy with the murderous Tetris blocks. That game gives me more nightmares than this one though.
I have a question: How does stealing work? I've had thieves and scavengers fully upgraded down the stealing tree (with a gentleman's ring on one of the heros) killing most of my opponents and have only gotten a couple of drops... it gets frustrating.