WunderWuffle

Press 1 to go to quotes, press 2 to go to my life, press 3 to go to jail, and press 4 for me to stalk you.

Sup, ’nuff said, now leave, before I go waffle on you! >:l

Pulls a minigun out* “Say hello to my little friend!” Shoots everywhere randomly

Quotes

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. Sir James Dewar, Scientist

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. W. Edwards Deming

All my life I’ve wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love. Diego Marchi

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault]

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. Walter Lippmann

This is not Burger King, you will not have it the way you like it. Ms. Hunter

Time is not on your side! Ms. Richardson

Life isn’t always fair, just live with it. You’ll be stuck with it for your rest of your life! Ms. Robinson

I don’t speak gibberish, dear. Ms. Deyo

Enough with the quotes, lets head on to my life!

Hi. I’m pretty boring nowadays, so, dont get pissed if this is annoying.

DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50, SOLDIER! NOW! NOW! NOW!!!

Now, whenever you talk to me, you have to talk to me like this: G’morning, Staff Stg, sir! You having a nice day, sir?

Thats how you’re supposed to talk to me. You got it?

HOOAH!

_{Staff Sgt WunderWuffle}

Awesome fail whale!
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