XALTEFMON's Comments

15:23 and 27 days. Yeahhh

Where does this guy work, and how do I apply?

"Hey Bob, why won't my V1 Phatman kill anyone?" "Shoulda had a V8!"

When he gets caught by the police, couldn't he just use the rocket underwear to escape?

Anyone else notice that the music is straight from Kingdom Hearts, except with a few more random noises?

Anybody kill him in under 56 seconds? That's my record.

Anyone else kill him with a water bottle? XD

@Glackus: i put on steady hands and spammed the hell outta the left mouse button. hope this helps

I beat the whole game with that first pistol, then realized there were more weapons to choose from. Trigger finger FTW.

The girl at the end is hot.

So I'm flying at maybe 70 MPH and I land on a policeman, who is made of a gummy substance, and he stops me completely to beat me up and send me to jail.