XCalibre's Comments

Not gonna lie, I had the exact theory Polly had from the clue-gathering.

Needs a bonus ending: LOOK TO LA LUNA If a shadow flies over the moon at the pit, win a flawless victory without blocking to unlock Reptile.

Demanding 90% accuracy AND taking less than 50 damage while you have a partner who shoots stuff with very random accuracy is just cruel. You never know when she'll headshot something and make a bullet fly off, or just miss a zombie you entrust to her and take damage.

Something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game something decent that's not an MMO or idle game... What I'm saying is, it's fairly fun. Did I mention it's not an MMO or idle game?

Accepts: Taiwan, Palestine Doesn't accept: Uighur, Tibet, Islamic State How does this decide which answers count? I feel Taiwan and the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria should be in the bonus category as unrecognized, but de facto independent.

Typed "Sealand" no hits. For shame, game. For shame.

Throw pixels representing famous historical characters and their thought process into Phoenix Wright breakdowns: Check.

Man, I miss Shane, this game isn't the same without him constantly being the fifth wheel. Also, I wonder if you'll make a proper Guild Dungeons with save feature some day.

...I can't be the only one to recognize Mabinogi through this, can I? The stats are the same, the skills are similar, the entire system with the Challenge Points to weigh against the enemies, the rebirthing, the titles being identical for many things and it doesn't take much to recognize names like "Alby" or "Gairech" on the map... But it's a good thing, because Mabinogi was awesome, though you should probably put a note this was based on it.

Hahaha, silly giant wasps with detachable stingers!, that means of encryption is- *remembers how we use Captchas* oh darn it, there goes my sense of superiority.

...it's been a while... so we meet again, Tamagochi!

*combines machine part with dead body* "[...]this isn't Deus Ex" Curses and drat!

To beat the Absolute Final Bonus Boss: She heals back HP proportional to HP of units she hits (or something along the lines of that), so do not use huge units as she will heal faster than you can damage and just spam masses of high pop (Goblins + Hobbits + Dwarves + Vampires + Archers) against her near your side of border with Rage - this also works as quick grind. On a separate note, I finished everything, but I STILL don't have all units. I have all achievements save for the one that requires you to unlock all units, beat every level, extra level and trial level. Am I missing something?

Toshi Moonwalks. Problem solved.

Everytime I win, somewhere out there, Mario cheers on me.

Note to self: Do not join US Space Troopers, they strand you on a small pointless celestial object and expect you to fend off waves of space bugs til death. Even the space bugs are nicer and give you powerups, they're like "look at that poor sap, joined US space military".

NOOOOOO!!!... this is... my weekend...

After all these years, I have finally found where Carmen Sandiego is hiding!

I have pounded many beavers with my mighty stick in this game. That came out kind of wrong.

This could have been like Jagged Alliance, but the characters have no real personality or uniqueness to speak of other than slapped on stats and the game is buggy, especially with images remaining on screen and not going away for the rest of the level. If the characters had specialized skills, leveled up etc. and the bugs got ironed out, this would be a great game even if there wasn't a plot.