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Guppy Guard Express

Play Guppy Guard Express

Nov. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

Let this poor fish drown. It's better than living it's life inside of a mediocre virtual game. How is this supposed to entertain me (and especially the fish)? I'm leaving this game to parish (sadly, along with the fish).

Blang

Play Blang

Nov. 02, 2012

Rating: 3

Oh, what a terrible puzzle game. In fact, it's insulting it's been classified as a puzzle game. It's a broken mess that fails to deliver on any premise. There is grammar mistakes, confusing and questionable cut-scenes, and copy-and-paste gameplay; that doesn't even work properly (or as it should!). Maybe next time, the developer will actually be more clear and precise on the instructions as well. Avoid this junk.

Balloon Go Pop!

Play Balloon Go Pop!

Nov. 02, 2012

Rating: -1

What a load of crap. Can the developer or anyone on Kongregate, please explain how this title relates to keeping ME entertained. It doesn't even explain very well on what color the balloon is; because the font is barely visible. I wouldn't even play this game if I was bored in the near future. Abysmal piece of crap. Avoid this.

The Fancy Pants Adventures

Play The Fancy Pants Adventures

Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 3

The developer has managed to make even a stick-figure incredibly sluggish to control; AND he has defied physics! Fancy Pants will go through flooring, occasionally fly right through spiders and "mole-soldiers", and jump either twenty-five feet in the air or barely set a foot off the ground. I lost a lot of respect, due to the fact that the developer put "World 2" in this game; yet it's on another website. NO, I am on Kongregate and expect to play Kongregate games. Even better? The game fries when you try and come back and play, Fancy Pants won't come back through the doors. The developer needs to majorly patch this game, before I even consider playing it again. Decent game, without patches.

Food Chain

Play Food Chain

Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 4

I don't know if it's just me, but it felt as if this developer really wanted you to get hungry by watching what looks like sperm cells eat each other. The leaderboard implementation was a nice touch, but the game in itself is quite dull. You eat the same blobs, and then each wave: you lose your size and are forced to repeat the same map layout over again for a higher score on the leaderboard. If more content, time and effort was put into "sperm chain"; it would be actually worth playing.

Micro Siege

Play Micro Siege

Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 11

This poor, old king has no chance of living. He also must be going through a rough economy, since his only options of buying anything are stone walls and archers. Also, a small note to the developer, please make the archers fire automatically instead of manually. It's more of a pain and a chore. And, while you're at it, please fix the camera. The king has absolutely no hope, if I can't see what's behind my own walls. Other than these few flaws, decent game.

Crazy Climber

Play Crazy Climber

Oct. 30, 2012

Rating: 3

I never knew one snowball could be such a pain, and keep you away from climbing a mountain. I also never knew one chocolate bar, completely replenishes your hunger and obliterates the chance of hypothermia or frostbite. Good game, though.

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