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Max Looked at the bottle, “Vodka” the label read.He blushed a deep red,and spoke out.“V-Vodka…I…Love you!” He said,pinning the bottle to his mouth.Sucking all the liquid out. Vodka Moaned and blushed a crimson red. “M-Max-chan…S-Stop!” Max only sucked the liquid harder,swallowing it into his stomach.The Bottle of vodka was done.No more liquid.Vodka and Max layed in bed,Tired from what had just happened. Vodka whispered,“Max…I love you so much..!” Max looked at vodka in her eyes.“Vodka,Lets do this again sometime…” Max said as he threw out the empty bottle. “WELL TIME TO GET ANOTHER!” He cheered.

Max picked up the bottle… with his hands shaking…

Vodka: … Do you love me Max?

Max: ofc

But, right on que, an empty bottle of vodka falls to the floor.

Vodka: o.o Who is THAT?!

Max: Nothin’ baby…

Max kisses the lips as the bottle, as he drinks out Vodka’s sweet juices.

But Vodka pushes him away

Vodka: I WILL NOT BE A SIDECHICK!

Vodka hops off the table in a fit of rage.

Max chases after her, but she’s already out the door…

Luckily, Max found another one. He calls her sidehoe #932

Max and Sidehoe 932 live happily ever after.