Wow what is wrong with the controls? I tried playing this at my school and attributed the lack of control to the school's crummy internet connection but now I'm at home and the controls are just insanely unresponsive.
Obviously all the developer needs for the last upgrade complete game is a repay the.... dude? upgrade. Which must be completely upgraded before any of the real upgrades XP
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