My gawd, if someone can beat a level 15 cpu, let me know how.
Those little pieces of sh- er...poo (yeah that works) are freaking HARD.
I got ONE hit in. ONE.
also, how the hell can you survive a hole the size of three baseballs in your FACE, a shot in the chest, arm, legs, and how is your arm still able to move, let alone shoot?
also, why doesn't the assistant EVER die? i mean, it's amusing to shoot him so many times that he would just be a beating heart and a bunch of blood vessels and veins, but i would like to see him die at SOME point. probably just the bitter old man in me and the mr. mcnitpickington talking at once though, so this comment should not be paid attention to.
Still, being realistic never hurt.
i die, she dies, and it counts as a loss? at least make it a draw so i don't rage so much i unfavorite this awesome game.
and multiplayer would be nice.
well i managed to win the game by typing in 752415 in the clues box thingy, so go on and try that out, and if it doesn't work?
then blame the internet, the mexicans, the jewish, something that people have blamed EVERYTHING on, like Hitler.
then slap yourself for being a complete retard and blaming it on anything but the game designer for making more than one "win the game" code.
You know what i would like to see? A bonus system for completing conditions in battle, like an extra few souls for winning with full health, or a potion for getting pure critical hits, or a a couple skill points for beating the enemy before the second strategy phase, or extra exp/money for winning with low hp. Things like that would be nice, but it's still a great game, any flaw in it has already been said by others, so i won't say them again. 5/5
Explain to me how i just got my ass kicked by a freaking watermelon.
A f*cking WATERMELON.
How can science explain that?
Answer that Stephen Hawking! Answer that!
Now tell me what you would do, block the path of the aliens, let it be fair and NOT block them, or go: "F*ck it, nuke them all. Our men served our country well. Besides, we sent them there to recover a sandwich, and that was because of a screwed up message that meant to say: Alpha troop, I've lost meh sandwich in the base somewhere, get it before some one else finds it and eats it. Also, tell me how that turned into: Alpha team, our outer space base is under attack by aliens! Go out there and kill them all and get out of there before we blow up the base! Also, be fair and don't block the aliens. Now go out there and kick some ass! " And...well nuke them.
I would sure as hell nuke them, screw that man. I don't care that it's in outer space and the impact from the debris would destroy half of Canada, i just wanted meh sammich.
what the? i used First Aid when i fought...i dunno what that thing is, a bear? whatever, and i couldn't do anything, i could hear the noise it makes when i choose something else to do, but i couldn't select or do anything...oh well, that sucks, probably should have saved before that fight but too late now...
anyways it's a good game, but if something similar has happened to someone else then that should be fixed
5/5 and favorited
i just love how that yellow guy gets so pissed off just for a broken door, and the dude that eats everything just stands there all calm and ignoring his rage, while the yellow guy ignores the guy that reminds me of kirby, for a freaking DOOR, can't get enough of that
to GK Coldaman,
dude surviving Jonestown is simple!
just make sure you have enough supplies to skip it!
NO ONE LISTEN TO THAT WHAT HE SAID! YOU JUST NEED ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO SKIP JONESTOWN!
Magic Elf: "Hi Master Mage! Aren't you lucky? I got some enhance potions that i can give to you for a small price!"
Buy with Coins: 9,217,736 coins.
My Coins: 10,582,874
...if that's a small price then i would really hate to see what something expensive costs...
the best thing to do when your dad blows up
smile the entire time, even when you say "DADD!!!!! NO!!!!"
even better would be to dance a happy dance at his funeral
okay cool, Pawn Tactics! let's play it...okay it's connecting...and connecting...connecting...connecting...connecting...son of a...connecting...connecting...connecting...how long have i waited for this to connect?...connecting...connecting...Connecting...CONNECTING...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!! WHAT THE HELL! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY PAWN TACTICS! NOT WASTE A FULL DAY OF MY LIFE! GAH!
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