Haskey:Christmas, 2002, little boy opens large box
Haskey:Baby giraffe is inside
Haskey:“Omg, mommy, is it really mine? I’m going to name him…Fernando!”
rick2411:I’m back!!
rick2411:29 mins left for rapture here!!!
rick2411:Are you guys alive and shit?
Garney:nope
Haskey:9 years laterQuick flashing doomsday animationCut to lone man, wearing sumbrer…
Haskey:Christmas, 2002, little boy opens large box
Haskey:Baby giraffe is inside
Haskey:“Omg, mommy, is it really mine? I’m going to name him…Fernando!”
rick2411:I’m back!!
rick2411:29 mins left for rapture here!!!
rick2411:Are you guys alive and shit?
Garney:nope
Haskey:9 years laterQuick flashing doomsday animationCut to lone man, wearing sumbrero with gunbelt walking on abandoned, decimated streets with adult giraffe, also in sumbrero
rick2411:Oh, you’re doing it
rick2411:Ok
Haskey:“It happened suddenly, with only a weeks warning. Nobody took it seriously. Then…the world ended”
fritzwhistle:it did?
Haskey:“People walked around in denial, wanting help. All they found was insanity.”
fritzwhistle:nobody told fritz
Haskey:“They attacked anyone who wasn’t like them. They attacked….HASKEY”
Haskey:Cut to epic battle scene in which Man with sumbrero(Haskey) Mows down zombies on top of giraffe with sumbrero(Fernando)
Just read your whispers. 1). Bitch! Don’t kill me! 2). Thanks. 3). How come you’re never online anymore? Got a life?!? (I just remembered someone telling me you can’t see Kong chat, hahaha. You suck.)
Hmm, it would appear that you are still logging in every now and then, just never when I’m around. Have you taken to being awake in more normal hours? Hope you’ve been well.
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