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The administration has received syphilis form an old cardboard box and has a problem with your recent win in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that we suck cocks and we are completely anti fun, you are bound by the Kongregate Fachism regime 2010, so refrain from doing anything that we cry over. If you have any questions about behaviour which doesn’t make us want to slit our wrists , please refer to our ballsacks a.k.a our little page of guidelines : http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct. If your winning continues, we will have to cry and beg our Mummies to talk to your Mummy.

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I’ll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!