"Hey a bunny." *Sees blood all over it* "Awww, a hunting-" *Bunny bites* "AWW SH!t GET ON TOP OF THE CAR!" *Shoots and misses* "STOP MOOOOVVVIIINNNGGG!!!!"
So there's a time traveling assassin who somewhat resembles Hank from Madness Combat and can't kill guards and constantly kills men who all coincidentally wear green clothing, and exits into some teleportation device that puts him in another room to kill someone over and over... Yep. That sounds right... WHY IS HE NOT GETTING PAID? AND WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE A GUN?!
So there's a time traveling assassin who somewhat resembles Hank from Madness Combat and can't kill guards and constantly kills men who all coincidentally wear green clothing, and exits into some teleportation device that puts him in another room to kill someone over and over... Yep. That sounds right... WHY AM I NOT GETTING PAID? AND WHY DON'T I HAVE A GUN?!
"Hey, look at that small building. HA! Small people." Walks Inside "HOLY CRAP THIS PLACE IS BIG." "Hello" Wanderer, would you like a job?" "Uh, I dunno, but I do have 5 coins." "HIRED!"
Hmm... A Muffin for breakfast... Um, what about the orange trees? No? Don't like fruits... that's cool, but you could take your gems, get the hell out of the castle and buy a muffin...