I might be more forgiving of this game if it weren't BoTD almost every week. Visual novels are dependent on the writing, and for me, this species of self-depricating humor gets old fast. "Oh, just skip the dialogue." The dialogue is the game.
Bart Bonte is such a gift to flash/web games. I've loved your games for years, they're always so well made and have pushed the bar for so many good web games. Thank you so much! :)
This game is horrendous. Has that mobile game chic. You know it's good when it has overwhelming UI and holds your hand the entire time. The graphics look straight out of a slot machine. Et cetera. Et cetera. Do you really need me to tell you it's a mind-numbing cash grab?
Clicking the wiki link sends you to different malware sites. It even tried sending me to a qanon website (?) and it was attempting to download things onto my computer. Good thing I have adblockers and other protection installed. Someone please remove the link, it probably violates kongregate tos at the very least.
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