YouMayCallMeV's Comments

Dec. 03, 2014

Rating: 4

Space to skip cutscenes would be nice.

Dec. 03, 2014

Rating: 2

Gorudon is a bitch.

Nov. 30, 2014

Rating: -9

So I make 2-3 gold for winning a level 1 match. Lose 5 for losing. Do I have to pay a bookie fee or something?

Oct. 19, 2013

Rating: 57

Endurance V: Played for one hour. WOW! You probably really like this game! No. Just, no.

Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

You'd think if he planned out his spells ahead of time he wouldn't keep pulling his sword in and out of the ground constantly.

Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

I plan to one day develop a nuclear weapon that will not harm mushrooms, and only mildly hurt large porcupines.

Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: -7

Seriously, why are the mana pearls even included? Was the developer going to make a shop or something? They're a monster drop and everything, you might as well have given me a pile of rocks to collect. I'd say they would be a good high score indicator, OH BUT THERE'S NO HIGH SCORE SUBMISSIONS. Or Saving. I have NEVER seen such a buggy, poorly programmed, boring game EVER featured on the front page in all my years on Kongregate. It's not even original! Or even FUN. The developer must have sucked some serious dick to get this half-assed piece of shit anywhere past the second to last page of top-rated.

Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: -3

I find myself going, "woooww that's some bullshit physics right there" way too often.

Feb. 28, 2011

Rating: 2

Why do I have to wait until the greydians get into the hole? Once I pass over them, I assume they can find their way out. Sucks even more when the game is already slow on my comp, and there's no quality change option. Literally tapping my foot waiting for the slow motion escape of the greydians.

Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: 10

So... what's my incentive to get the achievements? Having a spinning shield doesn't seem worth the effort of some of these.

Feb. 06, 2011

Rating: 9

I'm pretty sure the tutorial thinks I'm retarded. THE SUPPORT TAB IS FOR CONTACTING THE DEVELOPERS?! YAYYY I LIKE CHICKEN!

Dec. 01, 2010

Rating: -4

Easily the crappiest platformer I've played all year. I'd give suggestions on as to how to fix it, but EVERYTHING about it is half-assed and frustrating from the player's perspective. Did you actually play it after you made it? I honestly don't think so. Play it, realize you released a piece of shit, and fix it. It's a decent concept, but I feel like you just kinda did this to make me angry and not want to play it.

Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

I literally beat this game with dehydration. Max perception, stack it, dead. Goes to show, no matter how powerful you are, everyone needs water.

Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 7

Can we get a hard badge for getting all the achievements pretty please?

Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: -1

This game becomes stupid and dependent on chance after level 10 or so and is no longer fun. In fact, it gave me an ulcer trying to get the badge, and I don't know how you did it, but you somehow managed to program the game to be evil and cheat.

Oct. 18, 2010

Rating: -2

I find the 20/30/50 jump achievements to be really time consuming and stupid considering it took me >20 jumps to max everything and beat the game. Might just wanna keep it at 20.

Aug. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

Wow this game just goes to 'screw you' difficulty after level 21 on endless mode. Barely made it to 24 with maxed greencoats :(

Aug. 21, 2010

Rating: -12

Hmm, randomly froze when I clicked on my car after I got to black fox. Definitely not playing it again just so I can get to the ending. Might wanna fix that. Also, ridiculous overuse of exclamation points!!!

Aug. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

Decent. However, it will spontaneously decide NOT to jump when I know full well I pressed space. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard either. 3/5

Apr. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

Also there were some minor glitches toward the last few levels were you could jump a lot higher. This is how I beat lv 30 actually. just sayin.