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Dead Girl Walking from Heathers the Musical

The demon queen of high school has decreed it
Shes say Monday, 8 am
I will be deleted
They’ll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live
How shall I spend them?

I don’t have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don’t own a motorbike
Wait, here’s an option that I like
Spend these thirty hours gettin’ freaky!
Yeah!

I need it hard
I’m a dead girl walking
I’m in your yard
I’m a dead girl walking
Before they punch my clock
I’m snappin’ off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I’m a dead girl walking

Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I decided
I must ride you ‘till I break you
’Cause Heather says I gotsa go
You’re my last meal on Death Row
Shut your mouth
And lose them
Tighty whiteys
Come on!

Tonight I’m yours!
I’m your dead girl walking
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walking
Let’s go, you know the drill
I’m hot, and pissed
And on the pill
Bow down to the will
Of a dead girl walking

And you know, you know, you know,
It’s cause you’re beautiful
You say you’re numb inside
But I can’t agree
So the world’s unfair?
Keep it locked out there
In here it’s beautiful
Let’s make this beautiful

(MUSIC BREAK)

Yeah!
Full steam ahead
Take this dead girl walking

Let’s break the bed
Rock this dead girl walking

No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that Mountain Dew

Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town dissappear

Slap me, pull my hair
Touch me there, there, and there
No more talking
Love this dead girl walking
Love this dead girl walking

Love this dead girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ouch

YEAH!

Two of my favorite quotes from Heathers :)
“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!”
And
“So you avoided date rape… By volunteering me for date rape.”