If you are having trouble with 2-slice 14 use this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_9yEufqnwo. I have to credit fetter_oml for posting it before me.
My! Everyone has a point with the hammer. Sort of like you can't tie the magnet to the extension cord or painstakingly pan the water out of the basement, or pry the fuses out with the back of the- uh nevermind.