I upgraded everything to maximum, and still cant get past "End of Candyland"! Even with my pants on fire at maximum speed, that last door drops my speed to below half.
so wait, there's a spinning smiley face, a flying hot-dog, the words "THE GAME" flashing. I could make out the silluette of a person, but can't tell who.
 "Burrito Bison Revenge"){kind=icon}
 "Flight"){kind=icon}
 "Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!"){kind=icon}
 "Learn to Fly"){kind=icon}
 "SURVIVER"){kind=icon}