Once upon a time, there was a kid named John Doe. One day, when he was walking to school, he crossed paths with a sketchy guy in a suit. The sketchy guy in a suit whispered “hey kid, do you know what a purple flower is?” John, unsure of what the sketchy man was asking, replied no. The sketchy guy proceeded to beat the living daylights out of John as well as steal John’s lunch money. Later that day, John finally managed to limp into class. The teacher, concerned about whether John was hanging out with sketchy people, asked him what happened. John cried “some sketchy guy in a suit beat the tar out of me because I didn’t know what a purple flower was!” The teacher then grabbed John and escorted him to the principal’s office. The principal from there interrogated John until he learned of the incident with the purple flower. The principal lunged for his phone and quickly dialed 911. Five minutes later, the sheriff was on the scene. He and the principal went back and forth for a while, and then the sheriff approached John.
“Now son, why don’t you tell me what happened.”
“I don’t know sir, I was walking to school like usual when suddenly a sketchy guy in a suit beat me up because I didn’t know what a purple flower was! And then I ended up here!”
The sheriff grabbed John by the wrist, and took him to the county jail, where he stayed for the night. The next day, John’s mom came to pick him up. Obviously concerned about her son, she asked John what happened.
“I got beat up because I didn’t know what a purple flower this. I told the sheriff this and then I got thrown in jail!,” John wailed.
The mom proceeded to throw John back in jail herself. 20 years later, John had become a successful business man. On the same day of the purple flower incident, 20 years later, John suddenly laughed. His boss inquired about the reason.
“Oh sir, on this day, twenty years ago, all these crazy things happened because I didn’t know what a purple flower was.”
The boss replied,“Now do you know what a purple flower is?”
John, completely oblivious, told him no. John was then fired on the spot. Dumbfounded, John calls his husband Mark to let him no that he had been fired.
“Hey honey bear, I’ve been fired.”
“Oh how come my sweet baby cakes?”
“I don’t know what a purple flower is.”
Mark instantly hung up the phone. John, fearing the worst, went home and found a note on the fridge addressed to him. The note read “John, I’m filing for divorce. And I’m taking our adopted Asian baby with me.” Heartbroken, John takes a walk in the rain to hide his manly tears. He suddenly cries out to the heavens “DOES ANYONEKNOWWHAT A PURPLEFLOWER IS?!?!”
Some sketchy guy across the street was like “I do.” John, without thinking dashes across the street and-BAM! Get’s hit by a bus. So, the moral of the story is to look both ways before you cross the street. :)
Once upon a time, there was a kid named John Doe. One day, when he was walking to school, he crossed paths with a sketchy guy in a suit. The sketchy guy in a suit whispered “hey kid, do you know what a purple flower is?” John, unsure of what the sketchy man was asking, replied no. The sketchy guy proceeded to beat the living daylights out of John as well as steal John’s lunch money. Later that day, John finally managed to limp into class. The teacher, concerned about whether John was hanging out with sketchy people, asked him what happened. John cried “some sketchy guy in a suit beat the tar out of me because I didn’t know what a purple flower was!” The teacher then grabbed John and escorted him to the principal’s office. The principal from there interrogated John until he learned of the incident with the purple flower. The principal lunged for his phone and quickly dialed 911. Five minutes later, the sheriff was on the scene. He and the principal went back and forth for a while, and then the sheriff approached John.
“Now son, why don’t you tell me what happened.”
“I don’t know sir, I was walking to school like usual when suddenly a sketchy guy in a suit beat me up because I didn’t know what a purple flower was! And then I ended up here!”
The sheriff grabbed John by the wrist, and took him to the county jail, where he stayed for the night. The next day, John’s mom came to pick him up. Obviously concerned about her son, she asked John what happened.
“I got beat up because I didn’t know what a purple flower this. I told the sheriff this and then I got thrown in jail!,” John wailed.
The mom proceeded to throw John back in jail herself. 20 years later, John had become a successful business man. On the same day of the purple flower incident, 20 years later, John suddenly laughed. His boss inquired about the reason.
“Oh sir, on this day, twenty years ago, all these crazy things happened because I didn’t know what a purple flower was.”
The boss replied,“Now do you know what a purple flower is?”
John, completely oblivious, told him no. John was then fired on the spot. Dumbfounded, John calls his husband Mark to let him no that he had been fired.
“Hey honey bear, I’ve been fired.”
“Oh how come my sweet baby cakes?”
“I don’t know what a purple flower is.”
Mark instantly hung up the phone. John, fearing the worst, went home and found a note on the fridge addressed to him. The note read “John, I’m filing for divorce. And I’m taking our adopted Asian baby with me.” Heartbroken, John takes a walk in the rain to hide his manly tears. He suddenly cries out to the heavens “DOES ANYONEKNOWWHAT A PURPLEFLOWER IS?!?!”
Some sketchy guy across the street was like “I do.” John, without thinking dashes across the street and-BAM! Get’s hit by a bus. So, the moral of the story is to look both ways before you cross the street. :)
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