Zeb57's Comments

King's Dialogue: Where's my hat? I used to be a king! But then I took an arrow in the knee... 1/5

Level 1 is hard. Level 2 is really hard. Level 3 will make you cry tears of blood. Do not play level 4.

Level 1, 30 deaths. Level 2, 41 deaths. Level 3, 235 deaths. I sense a difficulty jump.

Trying for the impossible badge. At least it's my favorite song.

20 investigations. Someone's gotta be guilty of something.

I (out of boredom) just pressed UP, RIGHT, DOWN, LEFT repeadetly to see what score I'd get. I got 5,508.

AwesomeExplosion: That would bankrupt Freerangegames.

If you know how to stump a scholar but don't have the right Idea in the Idea Slate, ask every question you can on every point he makes. This will usually get you the tools you need to stump him.

I actually right-clicked and hit play instead of clicking the cat. "worked" too... *shudder shudder*

The "game" is a metaphor for life. the "Happy Face" you control is a metaphor for childlike happiness, and the soulless squares are the crushing events that scar you. The "Score" is th enumber of years you live before these events happen. Some are unlucky and are scarred at 1; some last until their teens before succumbing. The most determined, however, can last centuries in bliss. If you fail, you have a chance to rebuild your life, try again. Also, life sucks (at least to the pessimistic).

Knight: Try swarms. If you invest in a multiplier you can get 800 gold in 1 minute. It takes out all your light, but it's worth it.

"Recruitment success: Always good to have another scavenger to heop out. Larry Fitzgerald seems pretty handy and eager to get to work."

I see all the people who say stuff like "1 free class" and stuff. Just remember, if you do that, to give those who already paid in full a full (half?) refund. Thanks

FRG is on vacation for 2 weeks. As helpful as your posts are, they're not doing anything.

Rant start: To all the complaints about the game being too expensive: FRG needs money. They decided to put really high prices on classes at the beginning and SPENT THE REST OF THEIR UPDATES MAKING THE GAME BETTER. That is huge. My old mmo Realm of the Mad God's devs just made more buyable stuff, and the quality of the game went down the toilet since the community wouldn't accept higher prices on weapons. This game is the opposite. Rant End

Good start if you've never made a game, but the enemies keep spawning on the ship.

To the blazer comments: Gunners destroy blazers. It's just when there are blazers and no gunners that blazers are op.

How does punching someone take more than twice the time than grabbing a corpse and throwing it 10 feet away?

1. Put shield in front of enemy in hole. He is stuck. 2. Drill bomb. Instant shield death.

I look in the Forest, and I see... Zebulon? What the...?