Zenophilious's Comments

@beeble2003 If this game is so dumb, then why are you even bothering to play it, or comment about it?

First rule about Fight Club...

I just realized that when the game slows down the alien is getting rushes of adrenaline so it can save the family...it really cares about them...truly beautiful.

@Radh: Thanks for that. I didn't guess that -.-

The link to the strategy guide doesn't work :( Anyone have a direct link? All I get is a redirect to the main page of the guy's website.

"I so afraid he will harm me." Derp.

Who needs all of those internal organs, anyway?

Glitch when playing as a Ninja: Move down and right, and you magically get 3 eyes. Just thought I should mention it.

The badge selection is glitching out.

Is it just me, or does the Professor in this game look like Doc Brown in Back to the Future?

Good trade route for people with around 50k gold: Buy Iron at Root, travel to Luka and sell the Iron, then buy Diamonds and travel back to Root to sell the Diamonds. I get over 100k each trip.

Castle 24 Guard: "Your Highness, should we put you on the bottom of the tower? It's the most secure." King: "No, put the random noblewoman there. Screw me and the queen. We're replaceable."

I guess Average Joe forgot to take his steroids whenever I played against him.

Is the AI at the same level of difficulty, or does is get harder each level? I can't really tell.