Have you ever been so drunk that while collecting 500k for a date, that you tried to fight against the love of your life flying on a dragon and throwing dynamite while you jump on balloons that are attached to live sharks to which you get to by touching fat guys with moobs?
I got 994 after many tries on hard
I raged
After getting a new keyboard after disintegrating my old one
After 76 tries (counted them) I finally got 1006
After I died in the fight with Bugzilla (i had ankh) music started to play really loud,health was -4 and when I went into an area then it showed that I lost
LOL
One of my guys got launched into orbit...
Then he fell on a mine immediately after he got back...
When he landed he nearly hit the sun...
Now he has 1HP
yay i got em all i am the shit king! 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", "shit". 2="remove pants","shit". 3= "shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", "shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly", "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type "shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. keep this post alive
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