@ivod "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle!" Then the knight exclaims that the princess is on the next floor of the castle, instead of just beating about 5 levels just to get to toad multiple times until the last level of the last stage.
He definitely beat Mario.
A man and his pet turtle walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my turtle." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the turtle falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a turtle."
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