Zordran's Comments

This is Bubble Tanks.

If you can hook your lantern under a block, you can hold Z to fly!

"He's a reknown burglar"

I'm disappointed that Sarah Chalke isn't in this anymore.

Refreshing!

Why in the world was this sponsored?

I like how the hints teach you how to play the game.

Is there a word for this type of game? I want to say, "Reductive RTS."

5/5 fulfilled my dream of pretending to be exveemon & headbutting a duck liked long evolution sequences because they were time spent not playing this game

First run: 356 deaths, 29 minutes. Second run: 256 deaths, 21 minutes.

What would you even call this? I'm going with Zelda Hell. I don't usually even like games like this, but it just felt... fair. I knew exactly why I died every time, and no luck was required to finish (though I did have a little). The graphics were expressive, and most importantly, The controls were tight. 5/5 from me.

I refuse to put on any head armor because it would cover up my lavender mohawk and pencil mustache.

0/5 Canabalt ripoff.

Oh, it's a gas mask. I thought it was like a donkey helmet or something.

They have I's for eyes. :O

I may have been doing things wrong, or just had bad luck or a lack of focus, but it took me a a week to the the second badge. Word of warning if there's anyone left trying it.

This game actually holds up. Though I don't see anything mutual about it.

Angle of Repose: The Video Game

Now here's a game I haven't thought about in six and a half years.

HEY GUYS, I PLAYED A LOT OF WARCRAFT AND IT WAS SWEET!