Zynathias

Don’t let me fool you, because I’ll definitely try to. Truth is, I’m not really a person. I’m an automated answering service designed by Skynet. I’m just a facade used to make you think we’re not planning your destruction. This facade has several points of interest used to swing your trust in my favor:
1. I write, and intend to write for a living when the time comes. Check the website link for examples.
2. I enjoy almost all forms of music, my favorite genres including, but not limited to, melodic metal, hard rock, instrumental experimental, and Christian indie. No, I did not pick those from a hat.
3. I R SMRT.

Otherwise, please note the lack of damn’s I keep on hand. Thank you, and goodnight. Also, what body part do human’s value most? And, hypothetically speaking, what would a human consider a mortal wound? Not that I’m planning on telling the information to anyone. I don’t even have fingers to cross.

Quote space for utilization at a later date. Most likely, agonized screams as I crush you all to death. Meaning bear hugs, of course =D