''So i was just in the middle of the battle, when i killed the mole with the stick, who would beat up moles with a stick? Me! Seriously though, stay away of the moles.''
''I need a car, here's one, a good ol' nostalgic car, oh what is this, zombies, oh great, so easy to kill them, why the f*ck do i need a gun to kill these zombies.''
Run 3 was the best experience of my life, and i have to say that it still is! If you ever get to make Run 4 i will be very happy, i've been playing this since the first time and it's still fun! Thanks by the games Player 03.
''Hey, welcome rookie, welcome to the most famous mafia city of US, The Contra City, here, go on and buy some gear to make you look terryfying and ready for battle. PLUS, invite some mafia fans and get rewards for it.''
''Okay a game called let's go jaywalking seems easy.''
3 mins later
''Okay that first death was terrible.'' -dodges car- ''HAHA EAT THAT''
-Almost killed-
''Damnit okay.''
''I'M REACHING I'M REACHING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!'' -dies-
''...''
In a random zone of Germany...
''Sir, we don't have ammo anymore.''
''WELL, find more.''
''SIR, they don't just appear like black magic and stuff.''
''Call the reinforcements then...''
''WHAT. HOW DIDN'T I KNEW THAT.''
mwahaha