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Wish Upon a Star

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May. 30, 2014

Rating: 3

Wish Upon a Star 2: 16-year-old Toby wishes for the entire Swedish Bikini Team. "That's a BIG wish..."

Animal RaceWay

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May. 21, 2014

Rating: 3

Well, that's 10 minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

Decision:Medieval

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May. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

@Meepx19: Yes. Just think: Zombie T-Rexes.

Fishy Waters

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Apr. 14, 2014

Rating: 0

Really slow start - nothing showed up for a good ten minutes. Once they start showing up, though, the game is fun.

Battalion Commander 2

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Jan. 10, 2014

Rating: 11

Wow...the people running the sentry towers are complete morons. "Sir! I can hear explosions, gunfire, and rockets out there! Should we sound the alarm?" "Do you see anyone in the spotlight, soldier?" "No sir, but I think they just blew up one of our tanks!" "DO YOU SEE ANYONE IN THE SPOTLIGHT?" "No sir." "Then wait until you do. There'll be no false alarms on my watch."

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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Dec. 20, 2013

Rating: -4

Huh. This appears to be the one game on Kong that crashes my graphics card.

Earn to Die 2012: Part 2

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Dec. 12, 2013

Rating: 6

"And here we see the garden-variety zombie in its native habitat. Note their obsessive need to pile crates, barrels and other debris into ever-increasingly complex structures. Note also how quickly they rebuild even the most baroque structures within a single day of them being smashed to splinters by passing fire trucks."

Idle Mine

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Dec. 11, 2013

Rating: 14

Hmmm...what shall I do today? I know, I'll mine some of this Hellstone and destroy the world's economy.

Rise of Mythos

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Dec. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

Buggy; I've had multiple combats end and force me to refresh as the battle interface doesn't go away...and it seems to cover the "accept" button. Clicking elsewhere doesn't make the "victory/reward" screen go away.

Gravitee Wars

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Nov. 24, 2013

Rating: -5

Terrible character movement controls, no ability to switch active team members or even see as far as you can aim, and yet it still manages to avoid being challenging.

Warlords: Call to Arms

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Nov. 07, 2013

Rating: 1

Spearspam!

The Fancy Pants Adventures

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Oct. 19, 2013

Rating: 13

Now I remember why I didn't bother with the hard badge the first time - the controls on this game are pretty much the worst on Kong.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 10, 2013

Rating: 4

Ahh...showing that philosophical debate just doesn't translate to the real world...by having us hit a deer.

Necronator

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Aug. 15, 2013

Rating: 2

Caramelot: Come for the daily meteor showers, stay for the undead hordes.

One Step Back

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Aug. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

I would have rated it higher except there was a glitch in the second half where no one came out (in the hourglass room). Could not continue, and there is no reset button. 2/5.

SHIFT 3

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Jul. 24, 2013

Rating: 1

GIIIIIBBBSOOOOOON!!!!

The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter

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Jul. 08, 2013

Rating: 0

I love games where the first thing you do is kill yourself :)

Don't Escape

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Jun. 26, 2013

Rating: 4

Whoever lived here was kind of weird. "I'll leave the gun above the fireplace, but I'd better lock up this hammer and these nails!" I hope I didn't eat him.

Wartune

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Feb. 28, 2013

Rating: 1

Wow. It's like they went out of their way to make clothing that would have as little as possible to do with the game setting.

Dawn of the Dragons

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Feb. 28, 2013

Rating: 6

Alright! I got a farmhand as my free daily login gift! Just the thing I need for my 500 cornfields, 500 stables, and 500 barns! :|

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