Dang, I like the graphics you start out with. Maybe they should have been done in crayon or something, in order to get the "crappy graphics" point across. Just sayin'.
This reminds me of several jtmb02 games. I always enjoy games where the object of the game is something that would be merely a feature in another game.
I've always loved the sarcastic hints and signs of this genre. "As previously mentioned, some of these tests may affect your performance as a human being."
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