Ok, so here you have the introductory credits for some game. Exactly why would I send a 'tip' for being shown the (overly long) credits ? If Pirates of the Caribbean 17 released a trailer with the entire cast and crew credits and 4 seconds of something that may, or may not, even be in the actual film, how long do you think the 'Donate on way out' queue would be ?
Hell, I was hitting the 'Skip' button in the hope that there was maybe something interesting in this upload.
So, in a nutshell, why ?
Oh, and that 'FGL.com' site is actualy just a placeholder.
This whole thing fails on EVERY level !
P.s. Nearly forgot.... NOT A GAME too !
the credits is just a teaser for the game. The tip we ask of you is at the site for the story of awaken. Thank you for your response, however, we appreciate it if you actually paid any attention to what we were saying. This is actually considered a game, since it doesn't fall under the art or sounds categories.
In the near or distant future when aliens come to enslave the human race, people will ask 'WHY ? What did we ever do to them ?' The aliens will likely reply 'We've spent years watching you humans training to kill maim and destroy us and we could no longer live in fear !'
And now we've doomed the poor poor bunnies to the same fate !
You heartless monster !
If any girls over the age of 4 REALLY played this kinda game, the human race would now be extinct ! On the plus side, if we were extinct there'd be nobody to make this kind of game :)
You are Colonel Tom...er....Walmart. After being drugged by members of the insidious Tesco Corp. You AWAKEN at the bottom of an uncharted cave system deep underground. All around you are remains of human limbs and splashes of blood and not a sound to be heard. 'Could be worse' you think to yourself. Then, the lights go out.
Cue presentation !
I think somebody already discovered Egypt ?! Just a moment.......... Yup, it's definately already been discovered, I just found it on a map. Looks quite a cool place, especialy for people who love beaches but hate the sea :)
@chocoman No, it isn't. It really really isn't ! We aren't just saying that, this really isn't a game. Maybe you're just confusing 'game' and 'lame' So I suppose, following those rules, this upload IS game :)
KIDDIE KITCHEN ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok then, all you responsible parents out there, heat up that wok full of boiling oil then give it to your toddlers and wait patienly while they cook your meal !
What other 'Kiddie kitchen' meals can we look forward to ? How to make blowfish sushi ? How to properly butcher a cow with a chain saw ??
Child ! What's wrong, you get so depressed that your game and website didn't become the new EA within 5 minutes that you just gave up and decided to act like a 7 year old ?
@szth RFLMAO The absolute saddest part is, in Kongs guidelines, yes it does count as a game. The second saddest part is this game is WAY better than anything papercup ever made lol.
I was ready to come in here and raise hell about ANOTHER stencyl game that was just the basic tutorial renamed ! I apologise for that (even though I didn't do it) What I will do is give credit where it's due.
Is this half life, COD, and WOW rolled into one ? No ! But, unless this is a tutorial that I haven't seen yet, much respect to Roddywhite1239 for NOT uploading that same 'pig with 2 legs shoves squares off the page' thing. It's got a ways to go but at least you put the effort into it. That's how great things start ! So, I'm saying well done 3/5 purely for the effort to take stencyl somewhere.
the credits is just a teaser for the game. The tip we ask of you is at the site for the story of awaken. Thank you for your response, however, we appreciate it if you actually paid any attention to what we were saying. This is actually considered a game, since it doesn't fall under the art or sounds categories.