congratulations, anywhere between 1-5% of kongregate might actually play this game for more than 10 seconds because they can understand your fail language. i don't know what else to say but please sprint into a sword.
first, this was a fail. then it evolved into an uncommonly larger fail. then it became epic. an epic fail. then it blew up and sent epic fails all over the general area. those epic fails were failioactive and anyone who got near them instantly epically failed. thusly, the entire universe was consumed by this great spread of failage which all began with this game.
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