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Burrito Bison

Play Burrito Bison

Oct. 06, 2014

Rating: 5

Why do I have an overwhelming urge to eat gummy bear candy and bubble gum?

Kick The Critter

Play Kick The Critter

Sep. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

Obviously, your real goal is neither to collect crystals nor catch up to the boat. No. Your real goal is to dice up as many batties as possible. >:D

Penguin Overlords

Play Penguin Overlords

Aug. 27, 2014

Rating: 7

Save your bombs for A) turtles that shoot, or B) the turtle your penguin is targeting when it gets stuck on a wall.

The Enchanted Cave

Play The Enchanted Cave

Aug. 18, 2014

Rating: -8

A gear/gold grind that will test the patience of even the most seasoned WoW players...

Running Fred

Play Running Fred

Jul. 29, 2014

Rating: 2

"You need double jump to complete the next level." *buys double jump* *completes level without jumping in mid-air*

Crush The Castle 2 PP

Play Crush The Castle 2 PP

Jul. 18, 2014

Rating: 5

You're gonna be rockin', rollin', crushing knights and peasants. You're gonna have a good time. Then you're going to get a level designed by Dim; and the only thing being crushed will be your patience and enjoyment :p

Battalion Commander

Play Battalion Commander

Jul. 15, 2014

Rating: 1

Fair warning: Heroic Dash is about the worst power-up in this, or any other game, ever. Why Napalm Wave a helicopter or some cars to death when you can simple run up the screen for a few seconds into a screen full of undamaged enemies?

Battalion Commander

Play Battalion Commander

Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

Wow this game is addictive!

The Valley Rule

Play The Valley Rule

Jul. 07, 2014

Rating: 1

Would be nice to have more save points around the tough bits. It's annoying to miss a jump and then have to redo a part, and also walk back to that point.

Little Wheel

Play Little Wheel

May. 26, 2014

Rating: 101

I love this genre! And by that I mean film noir robot puzzle games ;)

My Pet Protector 2

Play My Pet Protector 2

May. 09, 2014

Rating: 708

Perhaps it would help to know what all the stats do when we're creating a new character...

You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

Play You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

Apr. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

After a while, the challenge is not how many cars can you keep and how fast, but at how slow a speed can you clear the field >:D

ButtonHunt 2

Play ButtonHunt 2

Apr. 02, 2014

Rating: -10

Best game ever made with the Windows Paint app :p

Into Space 2

Play Into Space 2

Mar. 27, 2014

Rating: 16

lol. My head section landed on a blimp, and I rode that sucker 'til it hit the ground!

Warfare: 1917

Play Warfare: 1917

Feb. 12, 2014

Rating: 3

Wish there was an option to reset upgrade points.

Lucky Tower

Play Lucky Tower

Nov. 29, 2013

Rating: -13

Even for a waste of time, this is a waste of time :p

10 More Bullets

Play 10 More Bullets

Oct. 30, 2013

Rating: 3

Bullet 9: Chain of explosions worthy of Micheal Bay. Bullet 10: Miss.

Trigger Knight

Play Trigger Knight

Apr. 02, 2012

Rating: -7

Protip #16: This game doesn't suck! ROFL Too true.

Earn to Die

Play Earn to Die

Dec. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

When you get the semi: On the first large hill with the first big pile of crates, if you boost just enough you can clear all the crates, save some ammo for the blue zombies, and not wreck when you land. Also, the blues slow you down a lot less if you hit them above the waist, as they either break in half, or get squished.

Theme Hotel

Play Theme Hotel

Dec. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

Tower 1: the hotel. Tower 2: the elevator required for tower 1 :p Except for the elevator complaints, this game is perfect. Love that you can watch individual guests. Though the AI could use a slight tweak (you can have 4 or 5 receptions, for example, but they still gang up on one).

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