One of the friendliest learning curves in any game. A ton of text to read, but it's pretty rewarding and doesn't bring you to a dead stop to learn stuff.
lol, there's an infinite money glitch. You have to hit tab when it's on a spike shooter and highlight the box that is just to the right of the left panel for faster darts. I think it has to do with selling stuff that you don't actually have.
Great game! I played it for probably eight hours today. That flappy bird minigame though--I used it to grind for diamonds, but it isn't an easy minigame. XD I like all the references. Nice difficulty curve once you have stuff leveled up. The earlier part of the game is kind of slow and has a sharp difficulty spike.
*stops in front of spike strip soldier* soldier doesn't shoot
*inches forward into spike strip soldier* soldier climbs on and shoots
*Hellfire shoots high caliber rounds through windshield* soldier is fine
*slowly approaches spike strip* spike strip soldier politely moves it out of the way
*car comes to complete stop, no enemies around* Criestlie doesn't get out to do repairs
*shopping carts everywhere* who was driving a shopping cart on a busy highway?
*bumps into front of semi truck* semi truck shatters into pieces
*at complete stop in front of spike strip* doesn't reverse, drives straight over spike strip
*out of bullets, hits soldier with full auto rifle* Criestlie doesn't get out to pick up rifle
*approaches C4 strip on soldier side* C4 explodes towards soldier
*approaches C4 strip on C4 side* C4 explodes away from soldier
*hits armored car at 240 mph* airbag doesn't deploy
*has tens of thousands of RP* already bought everything
*Car blows up next to soldier* soldier is fine
*C4 blows up next to soldier* soldier is fine, car gets damaged
*hits civilian at 1mph* civilian explodes in splatter of blood and guts
*stops in front of civilian shouting to "Stop! Don't leave without us* civilian runs past
*stops in front of civilian to help find his car keys* civilian runs past
*hears helicopter, slows down to let it pass* helicopter tailgates
*approaches sign, slows down to let helicopter run into sign* helicopter goes through sign, sign stays intact
*approaches sign so helicopter can move around it, inches forward so helicopter has plenty of time to go around it* helicopter runs into sign
I reached the destination in 22 days, beat all the Kongregate achievements including the hard one, beat all the in-game achievements, bought every item, and yet still the girl doesn't get to see her mother, the French guy doesn't get a wife, the desert guy is still anticipating the end of days, the African kid is still hallucinating that paper planes are birds, and the Japanese guy is still a starving artist. I'm starting to think Santa is throwing flaming paper planes around instead of bringing Christmas cheer. It would explain how at the end of the 'chieve hunting, he has $11,539 to spend on upgrading paper planes while the girl is apparently an orphaned, emancipated minor. Maybe someone ought to get them all together in her apartment as a sitcom.
My Christmas wish is that Santa comes up with a way to split the sfx from the music. And that there actually were sound effects more than "fwub."
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