I found 5 mp5 rounds in the room and i turn arounded and walk to the pitch black darkness and im thinking ok who turned off the lights? And i jumped out of my seat when the zombie girl came out of nowhere. 5/5
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
No ill stop talking
God:
But you told me to stop talking. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i plan to have sex with you
God:
Do you think that this plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
because i have sex with you
God:
Good reason. Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
sex clients?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Im am the devil
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN.
Me:
i burn jews
God:
Interesting gossip: SATAN said burn jews.
Me:
i am your mother
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Bruno is a offer
God:
I think Bruno is more than that.