Swear to God if people are taking off stars just because it's pong-like.
No. Pong was the ORIGINAL GAME. If you can't appreciate Pong, seriously, stop playing games. Do boring things as you are unworthy of so much as looking at games. And this is EXTREEEEME pong.
YOU CANNOT STOP THE EXTREEEEEMENESS OF THIS PONG!
"Take the chainsaw. Take the sledge hammer. Take the crowbar. Take the hand axe."
Oh God I could go classic zombie chainsaw hero or Gordon Freeman. Or stop for hammer time. The hand axe isn't awesome enough.
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Gordon goddamn Freeman time.
Okay wow, this is probably something wrong with my computer so I'm not rating, but god damn. I press one key to move and it either doesn't do a damn thing or pretends I'm holding it down.
God this is annoying.
@Treefingers:
OH NO ONE PERSON WHINED ABOUT THE AI AND WON'T DO SOMETHING THAT WILL ONLY BENEFIT THEM UNTIL WE FIX IT
QUICK GUYS FIX EVERYTHING
4/5, this is one of my favorite little games.