Guys, seriously. This game hasn't been touched in a year. There is a frequently updated version in the "Other games by this developer" tab. Click it and play it. It has pretty much everything the comment section has been nagging for over the past year to achieve, as well as regular update attention.
Okay everyone, I can see this is annoying a lot of people so I'm going to break it down as best I can:
QUIBITS (the radioactive symbol) are your "Prestige Points" for this game and you can use them for upgrades. When you type REBOOT, you will see three lines appear in your console.
>> reboot
>> After the reboot you would gain X quibits.
>> Are you sure you want to reboot? (y/n)
Please read this section of text carefully because it tells you exactly how many quibits you are earning on prestige. You will not be able to buy any Quibit Upgrades until you have at least One Whole Quibit, but I don't recommend rebooting for the first time until you have at least 7 of them. After that point, try to at least match (or double if possible) the approximate amount of quibits you got last reboot. Rinse and repeat.
Wool padlocks! Perfect for locking all your junk away!
DISCLAIMER: Wool padlocks are not guaranteed to stay locked. Don't use them on your jewelry box or private diary.
Disasters that appear while you're messing with the board are kinda like that one neighbor/roommate/third cousin's neighbor's dog's son's owner's great uncle Joe (who nearly became president thirty years ago, apparently) who can SENSE when you're cooking.
thank you so much Adorabamf !