In Snailgames language, soon means somewhat after the world has ended. No, it wouldn't even be that quickly.... MAYBE after time travelers from far in the future (99999999999999 years or so) come saying "We just found this fossil of a server with this really buggy game on it. It really bugged us, so we're here to fix it." And even then Snailgames wouldn't be fixing it, the time travelers would. In short, now = in a long time and soon = in about 1,000,000,000 years, and by then the server won't exist anymore anyway. Yeah. Two servers I actually had a pretty good account on self-destructed, so please excuse my rant. Or don't, your choice really...
I have one thing to say. Look at that other comment box, the one labeled 'best'. What do all of those comments say? (the one thing they have in common, I'm not saying that's ALL they say) -- THIS GAME NEEDS BADGES! And come to think of it, about 1/2 of the comments down here usually say that too...... so, just saying, it really seems like this game needs badges. + to increase the magical green number to the right and keep it from vanishing. Or, - to decrease the magical number and demonstrate your disapproval of this ridiculously long comment. But please don't do that. This comment has had a bad enough day as it is.
I think the color order is (best to worst): purple, yellow, green, blue, grey/white. But that just applies to the effects, the item itself may be better or worse depending on its stats.
Grats on best game in site! Now how do you give a 0 rating.....? Lowest I seem to be able to is 1. This game needs a -9999999 rating added just for it, if nothing else...
please - this comment. don't ask why.....it's top secret business. Just do it already. Stop reading this comment. I SAID STOP READING THIS COMMENT!!! Fine. You're still reading it. I don't care. It isn't important. OK... I lied... it is very irritating... why are you still reading this... Don't you have something better to do??? Seriously, some people are crazy... NO, I DIDN'T MEAN ME!!! Now stop reading this and - the comment already................ Did anyone ever tell you that you're very annoying? Reading this comment bugs me, so stop. STOP. STOP!!!!!!!!!.................... So - this comment... or alternately, - it.
It appears that once you have the "I.C.B.P." medal flying over the wall is pointless... Or at least doesn't win the game. However, it does let you fly semi-infinitely. New record - 35,487 feet.
There should be an impossible badge: "Win the game on story mode WITH THE BRICK." Whether or not this is possible is still being studied by several hang-gliding experts.