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Drink & Drive
Dec. 28, 2012
Rating: 2
only 1 comment? well thats awkward
You Find Yourself In A Room
Dec. 27, 2012
He cuts your hands off THAT BASTARD
Relive Your Life
Rating: 1
Your blind girlfreind just got run over WHAT DO YOU DO?! you become a giant monster and terrorize everything WOW
Vampire Physics
Dec. 14, 2012
Rating: -1
Tags vampire and physiscs
Ultimate Santa Battle
Dec. 13, 2012
Rating: 9
twas the night before christmas (starts playing epic music) Zooms in on santa with a wizard staff AND SANTA WAS BEING BADASS AND KILLING DEMONS
Ed Snowball Adventures
Dec. 01, 2012
Rating: -3
Is there anything you would like to say ed? ummm THIS IS SPARTAAAA
I Can Hold My Breath Forever
Rating: -7
It said I can hold my breath forever I stayed underwater far a long time then died LYING TITLES
Stick War
Oct. 30, 2012
I CANT BEAT WESTWIND I HAVE GOOD STRATEGY AND NORMAL DIFFICULTY BUT MY PEOPLE ARE SUICIDAL AND NOOBS
BasketBalls
Ok lets go play in that strange maze place and trap ourselves excatly what I would do while playing basket ballNOT
Ultimate Assassin 3
Rating: -6
Target: get me a cofee Assaasin: (stabs target) Well why dont you get it yourself wait you cant I just killed you (evil laugh)
Tactical Assassin 2
Rating: -4
Rate up if you failed training
Corporation Inc.
Oct. 29, 2012
Rating: 0
Thres a broken light and noone bothrered to fix it
Super Crazy Baseball Maniac Deluxe
Rating: 5
HIS SPLEEN AND STOMACH EXPLODED HE DIED 4 HOURS LATER AFTER CURSING YOUR NAME best way to kill someone ever
House Idle PRO
Rating: 7
Dang overpriced house things
Endless Zombie Rampage 2
What the heck is wrong with the survivors I rescue first I try hard to save them second they just sit there being useless
Memoir Text Adventure
I burned the house down with a match PYROMANIAC KID
Don't Shit Your Pants
Rating: 8
guys type break door
Sniper Assassin
the 2nd mission why is he the only guy in the plane
Amazing Fix - the Veteran's House
Rating: 4
who the heck set the house on fire and why are there animals in the house i knew we shold have just oh my god a snake!!!!! (dies)
Dont Whack Your Teacher
what is wrong with that kid
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