You know,if those sharks make it past my ship,those coins are gonna come out painfully,and for the record,I'm surprised that the second boss doesn't have eyedrops,'cause those things look like eyes.
"Hey,leader,how about you make the rest of us happy by building a bar so we can get drunk and not know how to fight in the process of BEING drunk,or else I'm setting out on my own to try to kill off hordes by myself.How do you like THAT?
Man,for a guy who saves the company,he's looks like the toasted marshmellow I set my tent on fire with.Nice hat,though. What you see is what you get!I'm just a guy who loves adventure!
Boy this penguin is invincible!First it is in a coma,luckly,he wakes up then smashes something then goes on the internet,then laughs at dodos cant fly then reads about himself being a cannonball then jumps out a window,then makes a dummy of himself to ride for him.jeez.
Yeah,I guess all the equipment is necessary,like the pipe bomb,nuke,sniper,hellsing,rock,axe and lightning.To heck with it,where the CRAP did he get lightning?!Is he Zeus or something!?!?And parents think this crud effects me.By golly,I ought put a knife dow the neck of whoever thinks this stuff effects me.
Sure,reach space in five days or fewer.Yeah right!You can barely get ANY upgrades in that kind of time!That's like saying,while carrying 5K and running 50mph,escape from a gang of criminals running 60mph.UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And they call that badge HARD.It should be IMPOSSIBLE!THIS IS OUTRAGOUS!!!!!!!! Why I ought to throw dynamite at the cre-...what was I just doing?Oh yeah.And kick his sorry aCENSORED.
Ok,now I upgraded my llama,and I started playing while thinking of the upgrade I purchased(because I forgot it after I started running).Then I fell of a cliff and accidently pressed spacebar twice and I double-jumped.Now talk about a llama that needs to lay off the cake!Or something. .3.
HOLY LLAMA!At first,before I started this game,I though that this llama could run MUCH faster than me.Then,you know,I was just runnin' and jumpin' with my llama.Then I glanced upward I saw the numbers,8.1.I started thinking that this is a slow llama.You know why?My highest speed while running(in real life,of course)is 12 miles per hour.Talk about a llama that needs to lay off the cheeseburgers!
Oh,yeah,and I did NOT lose all of my progress in my game when I continued it.I feel sorry for the people who lost all there progress when continuing(sort of).Jk.
Well,I guess I learned my lesson today,that the sweetist things are shared in life.The sweetist things were shared in life?To heck with it,he thinks his hat is sweet,to make it worse,not a hat,but a bowling cap.Take me for example.Ok,the sweetist things in life are shared.Oh,crap,I sure don't share my 3ds.So,I guess I ctually DIDN'T learn a lesson today.Good,'cause I'm still on spring break and I don't WANT to learn any crap lessons.Like......uh,like......that for instance. .3.
WHY THE FU** DOES MY COMPUTER KEEP FREEZING!?Not just freezing,but it only freezes on super awesome games like this,for example,straw hat samurai.And my computer just crossed the line when it froze COMPLETELY on neon riders!GAH!!!(Heh,I said crossed the line,heh heh.)Now where was I?Oh yeah,GAH,YOU MOTHER LOVING PIECE OF ****,COMPUTER YOU!
Hey,I know how to get unlimited damage!A little thanks to the comment at the top of the top rated comments.Just press space ANYTIME YOU WANT.It's unlimited.Cool,huh?
Ehhhhh...That MUST hurt.I mean just think about that!Getting thrown down the stairs everyday for the rest of your life(well,maybe not EVERY day but,you know).Heh,kinda like what would happen to me if I got a D in math or history or something. .3.
Yeah,I'll bet that stupid trollface is going to smile after launch,after launch,after launch.Hmmmm...If that doesn't hurt him,then................Heh heh heh.
Sir,we have invented an indestructible tank that can survive missiles,mines,nukes,laser beams and such.It is TRULY an indestructible tank."Just one thing though"says the general.Yes,Sir?Wait,I know what your going to say general.The fule which can run out in an incredibly fricken short time.Right?No.Is there an ice problem for if it goes too far in space?No,Sir.And what fuel problem?(A missile comes down on them).Send out the indestructo tank!Sir,there is no fuel in there yet.What?!Why didn't you fill it up earlier?!No,we did,it just ran out of fuel so fast.You son of a b-(BOOM!!).
You know,this rollercoaster seems familiar,with all the explosions of light and airplanes flying by and the wildness,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I know.My brothers driving.Oh yeah and the airplanes remind me of ambulance helicopter except it's an airplane.
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