fact of the day: if you are suffering burning damage and your health is above 1%, and you have medpack equiptment, as long as you're not getting shot you'll survive the burning process.
this is pretty much what happened while you were out on the C4 mission and left your wife with jack (if you think you see where this is going, get your head out of the gutter):
jack:...so.....
*akward silence*
Jack:...you were bitten huh?
Bethany:er, yeah in the arm, *cough* I feel a bit sick, but I don't want to tell my husband he'll worry
Jack:wait bitten...*the pilot was bitten, he became a zombie, maybe I should warn them....nah.*
Jack:don't worry you'll be just fine.
current day:the day after tommorow
current time:24 hours before yesterday
days in prison:too many
well, I guess that's enough information that leads me nowhere, back to playing.
Pig leader:okay we're being payed 10 coins to live in this stranger's barn so he can raise us then slaughter us Pig 1:works for me! Pig leader:okay no go out there and get in that barn!
Pig 1:got it! *10 seconds later* Pig 1:oh hi mr.bea-OH GOD help m.... Pig leader:...okay next pig. Pig 2:O_O
that is one tough pinata, when I Was a kid, I beat the pinata with a bat and it shatters, but this one, I'll need something stronger...get the overpriced chainsaw!
I got advice for the final level, get the holy grail,rocket launcher, and destroyer, and just shoot him with everything you got, all the weapons clips combined is about enough to kill him, oh and get double damage at every opritunity, hell, get all the powerups just so he won't get them.
wait, wait...so the raze soldier was a war hero, practically retired due to having a deadly virus, they took him out of stasis WITHOUT even finding a cure, after all he's done they demand he helps more, and it turns out the majoroty of the alien army isn't even housebroken, the real threat is the alien commander, and even his abilities are limited... so not at one point did he stop to say "...they let me out of retirement with a fatal disease... for this?"