Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever. From the bottom of the contract.
damnit I"m not letting this message die.
oh and @ LionStarz becuase then everyone would have force fields, armor, and skills wich would ruin the games for the new people the force field's are already pissing people off am I right?
today we had a equal team in capture the flag the problem was the reds were jerks and my team (blues) were disloyal so they left and went on red I was the only one left I took cover and shot at every red I saw and it took them a half our to kill me and take the flag 15 more minutes to re-capture it since I killed them to get it back before they returned it...It's crazy what betrayel will push someone to.
@ Kandoanythingnow
I know how much of a pain in the ass it can be I'm not gonna bitch about a joke if it has a flaw the jokes are good and thank you for them
how much beer did the creators drink before they said "he-hey,hey guys! We should totally put force fields in the game to give them a even more unfair advantage than if tey bought gold with kreds! OH-oh-oh wait! you know what we should also do? make a item that makes people exlode enemies when they're near yeah-no no everyone's gonna love this"?
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