THE GUMMY BEAR BURRITOS!
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we don't pay for the hospital bill because the turtle doesn't need a hospital....the place is a health spa....for example the turtle receives acupuncture and radiotherapy and is sometimes treated by some alien scientists!
awesome game....you just gotta relax and let the keyboard take grasp of you........and....OH IT'S GOT ME! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING! I WAS NEVER ABLE TO DANCE MOM! NEVER! MY RIBS!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!