I have completed, somehow, the quest o_Õ
When the lag was calm (it's a living being now?), i completed the game twice. The number of whatever is a "squiggle" was incresing so i continued playing and dying while killing and getting the things i could. The game is dumb, so i imagine that you just have to die and get things until it recognizes you as one who can have the badge. lol
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