*PSHHT* (earth) earth to gravity do read...over.
(gravity) "this is gravity we read you loud and clear...over." (earth) "we need you to be more realistic, and tell friction to stop being so damn lazy! EARTH OUT! *PSHHT*
OK, this game is not very realistic. I gave him a once over with the razor, then totally shaved away his chest. And then with the LEAD based paint. Let him sit there for five minutes while I answered the phone, and then painted him like a candy cane. And he was STILL ALIVE?!? I don't think so! He would have bled out in like 20 seconds! Anyway, good concept. 3/5
Doomed Heroes
Dude! You just completed the Doomed Heroes achievement in Monsters' Den: Book of Dread and won the Doomed Heroes badge and 30 points! w00t