This should be the game that made Kongregate history, not by how amazing it is or anything. No, this should be the first game that Kongregate UNBADGES!!! What the HELL is this glitched up sorry excuse for a game doing with a badge?
I'm going to write the same thing that I write on every single Nerdook:
1. Allow more control, less Random Number sillyness where some scenarios are practically impossible to beat.
2. HOTKEYS, HOTKEYS, HOTKEYS, HOTKEYS!!! WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?!?!?!
I rated this game 5/5 but I changed it to 1/5 because I hate lying developers who claim it's possible to beat this all stars on hard when clearly it is FAR from possible, so far it's ridiculous!!!
Should change the controls to: Up arrow > accelerate
It's the only thing you need to finish the game.
Basically, you created a "Hold 1 button" game and it took you hours upon hours, and it's just a commercial for your "hold 1 button on your phone" game... Jeez :) Good job guys! 5/5
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