there is only one way this turtle hasgone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw. he is chuck norris in turtle form
"sergeant! our country is being attacked!" "by what? europeans? americans?" "um, no sir. our satellites are telling us there is a zombie michael jackson on the loose.