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Papa's Pizzeria

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Jan. 20, 2009

Rating: -1

Penny order the WEIRDEST pizzas ever. "Hi. I'd like a meatball pizza......one quarter with mushrooms.......and cut it into 6ths." Why the hell would anyone order such a bizarre pizza? But, I digress. It's very fun.

The Kongregate Status Calculator

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Jan. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

If you're female, your score doubles. Weird.

Hands of War

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Jan. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Is the game SUPPOSED to load once and then never again?

Understanding Games: Episode 4

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Jan. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Perhaps you could do one on the story of games or something.

Understanding Games: Episode 3

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Jan. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

I used to do these puzzles all the time when I was a kid. They're still as fun as ever! :D

Understanding Games: Episode 2

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Jan. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

And thus, you all now know why I don't like Sim City. After you build the city, there's nothing to do but watch every natural disaster and then that's it.

Dodge

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Jan. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

This game's easy. I got the last achievment before I got the second one, and never got a game over either.

Multiplayer Snake

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Jan. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

@random: What would be the other 3's goal?

Particles

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Jan. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

That's interesting, Pichu, because I just got 138 which is A+.........strange.

Line Game

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Jan. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

No checkpoints. ENOUGH SAID!!

Eternal Red

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Jan. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Sort of like a TD game, except really slow, really easy, and really boring.

Bot Arena 3

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Jan. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

If you make a bot arena 4, there's 2 major things I'd like to see: 1) A PAUSE BUTTON!!!!! (preferably one with music and SE individual volume and a "Quit match" option) 2) The ability to completely control a bot. Like, double click to control? Something like that? Aside from these 2 things, is okay.

Open Doors

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Dec. 30, 2008

Rating: 0

It gets confusing in the late levels. I can't tell with circle-portions correspond to which doors. Color-coding would've been nice. Maybe different shaped doors? Little words on the doors? Some kind of identifiers? Level 24 is really crazy. I find myself just ignoring the circles altogether because they mean nothing.

- Music in Motion -

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Dec. 05, 2008

Rating: 0

Interesting type of game. The hardest level is definitely level 1.......which is weird. Very fun, though. The boss is really cool. :D

River Raid

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Dec. 03, 2008

Rating: 0

Wow. These are the worst "top 5" games I've ever seen in my life! Music: Bad Graphics: Bad (I don't care how real it looks. This score is based on how easy it is to see certain things) Gameplay: Too damn hard.

Warfare: 1917

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Nov. 22, 2008

Rating: 0

On level 9, make sure you kill each tank ASAP. Destroy 5 for an easy demoralization. Practice with the artillery.

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