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1.I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time
2.When nothing seems right….go left!!
3.Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
4.Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
5.If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
6.A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
7.Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
8.When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
9. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
10.A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
11.Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
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