Stuck it out long enough to get the Badge of the Day but it's just too sniveling, and expensive for that matter, to bother any more. Without the begging I may have stuck it out a short while longer to get the Medium badge but even then, it's frustrating, bad controls and the gamplay is so interrupted with "come shop, give kreds, shop more, BUY THINGS!" I may not have earned the badge anyway
Meh, prefer the original "un-retro" game, which makes this one feel like a proto-type before adding on the actual elements to make it replayable more than three times
Random number generator can be harsh at times. Just keep in mind that it is random... sometimes it'll feel like it's not... like it knows you and what you're thinking... and even out to get you. But we promise we didn't program it to be aware and evil. Just random.
80% chance is still 80% chance... it's like when you flip a coin. Even if it comes up heads 5 times, the chance is still 50% for every flip. Sometimes random chance is like that. Try sacrificing some ants to the random number generator. That works sometimes.
Does quitting a game just before death/the end mean you don't lose your PVP rank or something, 'cos this seems to happen quite a lot. Maybe it's just impatience?
There are cases where people are quitting before a match ends. They might do this because they really need to pee, because they don't like losing or because mom is telling them to take out the trash. We're working on systems to discourage this sort of behavior. Quitting before the end of a match... you still have to take out the trash.
"Massive" reward for 5 consecutive days play? A crappy non-special weapon weaker than what I've got out of normal chests? I think horses do not know how to use a dictionary or have a very weird perception of what massive is.
Actually, we horses are quite literate and know exactly what "massive" means. Of course, being larger than you humans we DO have a weird perception of massive. Even the most "massive muscle head" human appears puny and squish-able to us. But that's really neither here nor there. What you want to know is this: The reward generator was malfunctioning. Tomorrow, you should expect to see a Gem Box containing all sorts of massively good things. Please let us know if it meets with your expectations. Now, we have a reward generator to punish...
We'd shake our fists with you... but sadly we don't have fists. We have hooves. We can still shake them, but the meaning is lost. And we'll fall over. Maybe you were just having a bad random number generator day? Sorry about that. Try again and cross your fingers this time!
Blimey. Bit hasty voting the game down through what is likely a server error. Why don't you wait to see if the issue is resolved before jumping to conclusions?
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