all4free's Comments

Okay, I do nothing wrong in my corner, just get penalized for god knows what reason and die because of it, then I liike at the comments to see even more bugs. And here comes my 1/5.

So there is lv 8 in the first chapter, and I'm just having my mouse adjusted as I write this comment so I get more gold, since apparently having to eventually face impossible odds is good game design... Seriously, if you can't make your game fun, at least don't make it tedious...

Really level 17?! Everything? And a huge amount of points too?! What else, level 17, do you want me to do a handstand and walk your dog while I complete you?! Sorry, but this is some BS.

Why do you need wood for the breeding upgrade...? OOOOOH I get it! Wink wink!

Is it a thing with these games that the low tier building upgrades are way too expensive to be even remotely viable...?

Great to see that people asking for skill stacks get downvoted. Looks kinda like "You wanna know if something in the game works and is worth spending gold for? U stoopid!" Seriously, who the eff downvotes people who just wanna know stuff?!

Okay now, I got a question... Do skills stack?

So i die cause i didn't know that a battle was gonna be quite unwinnable, and what happens? I get put back at the start with a now way too tiny "army" and no gold. This is more than unfair, and really, I have no motivation to go on now, cause I'm not gonna sit around for an hour to get enough money to go back to my old army strength! Why do i even lose my entire army just by retreating?! It doesn't make sense at all! Retreating should be my way to say "Whoops, I need to go and come back later" rather than just basically a kill yourself button!

so i guess it's because i equipped a speed +30% item(?) that my character suddenly decided to run backwards, away from where i tell him to go, really fast...

meh, it's one of those "farm or die" things from the looks of it. no thanks.

thank you for making it A, S and D for attacking, because this game is so much more fun with a german keyboard when you don't have to press Z which is where Y is on a US keyboard. wait...

oh my god, the boss fights are just dumb. you want me to dodge with 5 millimeters of space and 3 big ass characters on screen? cool! oh, or that huge boss that takes up 50% of the screen comes down and then goes up in a way that gives me absolutely nowhere to go while draining my hp like nothing? really nice! thank you!!! 3/5 because that sucks.

where can i download the menu song? XD

yay, buying off ALL the stupid missions ^_^

wow, i accidentally clicked quit after restarting my browser, was on #4 and... well i guess my brain wants to tell me this game can go f*** itself.

i see no fun at all in this game at all, i always just get murdered by the zombies ALWAYS coming from right beneath me, so hey, screw that bow and... well, 1 star, sorry.

the freeze putt minigame is trash, unless there's some stupid trick to it. i mean i can't even get the second prize -.-

come on... just a little bit more... yes! go to hell coinbox! ... no... NOOOOO!!!!

you know, that one with the spotlight was just plain retarded...

here's a nice little trick that works great if you can pull it off: try to cross your eyes so you can put both pictures into a single one. differences will flicker, some pictures can easily be cleared like that.