As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study Biology.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Diane.
Together, they had 23 kids.
He died at the age of 106.
As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant.
He later married a slug named Mary.
Together, they had 11 kids.
He died at the age of 117.